u ok?

ambitiousbard:

just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr

tvspecial:

chickensandwich:

tvspecial:

someone ride me

where are you taking me

church

snapchatting:

thegirlsontv:

snapchatting:

i just time traveled

don’t believe me? well look at this

image

u time traveled and all u fucking did was play around on the computer

yeah

gamsee:

the most important tweets of our generation

chekhov:

In health class we were given sheets of paper and told to write a message we would want someone of the opposite sex to know

She read some examples

The girls were like: “Hey can you please not treat me like shit”

The boys were like: “Spray tans look ugly I hate when girls wear too much makeup and don’t lead me on.”

yanderegal:

chickensandwich:

chickensandwich:

if this gets 500 notes i will kill my dad with a shovel

i’m not going to kill my dad. this website is the worst. 

don’t back out now u pussy

baboushkat:

the optician asked me how many hours i spend on my laptop yesterday and i really quietly said “10-14” and she said “pardon?” 4 times