u ok?

yeezytaughtme:

there are legitimate members of society that believe that you have to be smart to understand the jokes in the big bang theory 

do-not-feed-the-animal:

i-am-fangirl-hear-me-squeel:

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

tardisinshire:

starllex:

starllex:

why is blood so hard to wash off of your hands?

I JUST REALIZED HOW BAD THIS SOUNDS FOR THE RECORD I HAD A NOSE BLEED IM NOT A SERIAL KILLER

hydrogen peroxide dissolves blood. just fyi

do you think if you gave someone a huge shot of hydrogen peroxide straight into their bloodstream it would kill them?

THIS GODDAMN WEBSITE IS JUST ALL MADE UP OF MURDERERS

jojogape:

oomshi:

can girls hide things in their vaginas

17yr:

[puts on red lipstick] [cracks knuckles] time to ruin some boys lives

ekoenig2:

isn’t it upsetting that your future boyfriend is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who he is he could be with a STUPID GIRLFRIENdG ET AWAY FRO YM BOYFIRNE D

elemeno-pee:

feury:

they say the best things in life are free

is food free

is internet free

guess not

THERE’S FREE WIFI AT MCDONALD’S AND YOU COULD SCAVENGE FOR FRIES LIKE A PIGEON

aduhm:

longhornsteakhouse:

aduhm:

aduhm:

my mom just walked in and handed me a fedora??????

I’m so confused?????? 

Have her explain over dinner at Longhorn Steakhouse.

THIS ISN’T THE RIGHT TIME LONGHORN