u ok?

snorlaxatives:

damn hipsters and their trendy ass rooms

walmart-stripper:

just watching some quality movies on a friday night

selfhelpbook:

irritable-belle-syndrome:

If a report of mugging was treated like a report of rape.

Word indeed.

WORD

yaminerua:

When someone tells you they had a dream and you were in it

readalot413:

liverpate:

azraeldoesnotdispute:

liverpate:

why am i not a banana

Because your genetic code dictates that you are human. However, it should please you to know that you share 50 - 60% of your DNA with a banana.

thanks man

are you telling me that some people are 10% more banana than other people

royalteens:

jesus did not die for this

heinoushellajeff:

the next time anyone asks me why i hate the tumblr community im just gonna show them this post

edating:

a lot of people assume because i dont talk a lot that its because im in a bad mood or grumpy or being cold with them but its just like a genuinely have nothing to say!! i am not an interesting person!! i dont know how to respond to people 90% of the time dont take it personally!!