everything on this blog is a joke but i love itTumblr (3.0; @ethiopianhoarder)http://ethiopianhoarder.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ab2aa9cb8d18d1fd80fcca065e5ab5fc/tumblr_mokeneqXoi1qzm90xo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pulitzerprincess.tumblr.com/post/53240774310/looks-like-some-of-yall-will-have-a-little">pulitzerprincess</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>looks like some of y’all will have a little problem next year </p> </blockquote>http://ethiopianhoarder.tumblr.com/post/53312587005http://ethiopianhoarder.tumblr.com/post/53312587005Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:05:40 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/21d46a48773991dbdf11e362616253ea/tumblr_molohyHLzr1qh8xajo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1ab4065b9492a93b59db1aff5f8eb369/tumblr_molohyHLzr1qh8xajo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://ethiopianhoarder.tumblr.com/post/53312559366http://ethiopianhoarder.tumblr.com/post/53312559366Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:05:15 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/18b50806f48e1e0602c69858425862c9/tumblr_molaooMMEz1qanm80o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/94265164d7bf90a5589fde577b10741d/tumblr_molaooMMEz1qanm80o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6c7f0725c5e39d8d96a47769113dd773/tumblr_molaooMMEz1qanm80o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9d0477e0b1ea4b1a8df03b59591a9449/tumblr_molaooMMEz1qanm80o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://ethiopianhoarder.tumblr.com/post/53312553755http://ethiopianhoarder.tumblr.com/post/53312553755Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:05:10 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/22752864f9e21d24f1383db2b8cc36fe/tumblr_molb7415he1qcuv78o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://frenchmontanicure.tumblr.com/post/53291208815/knottybynvture-lifewithajetsetter" class="tumblr_blog">frenchmontanicure</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://knottybynvture.tumblr.com/post/53289173735/lifewithajetsetter-bvsedjesus-this-really" class="tumblr_blog">knottybynvture</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lifewithajetsetter.tumblr.com/post/53278365689/bvsedjesus-this-really-happened-well-thats">lifewithajetsetter</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bvsedjesus.tumblr.com/post/53274494038">bvsedjesus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>This really happened </em></p> </blockquote> <p>Well that’s new</p> </blockquote> <p>Jesus wtf</p></blockquote> <p>TWITTER WILD AS HELL</p></blockquote>http://ethiopianhoarder.tumblr.com/post/53312534225http://ethiopianhoarder.tumblr.com/post/53312534225Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:04:52 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2fba9a529bdd97b7823c90f0645f5362/tumblr_mj36m4Ysyr1ricx62o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/be6998d2486238f16881157876383067/tumblr_mj36m4Ysyr1ricx62o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://ethiopianhoarder.tumblr.com/post/53312431636http://ethiopianhoarder.tumblr.com/post/53312431636Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:03:12 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbiimySzQX1qecykjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://stexquisite.tumblr.com">stexquisite</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>so many questions</p> </blockquote>http://ethiopianhoarder.tumblr.com/post/53312381695http://ethiopianhoarder.tumblr.com/post/53312381695Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:02:23 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-blog-of-anne-frank.tumblr.com/post/53234201140/flirting-so-what-fruit-do-you-have-in-your-town">the-blog-of-anne-frank</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>*flirting* so what fruit do you have in your town</p> </blockquote>http://ethiopianhoarder.tumblr.com/post/53312339449http://ethiopianhoarder.tumblr.com/post/53312339449Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:01:46 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/52cbf486e10f8067f3c99ddbde74e5ea/tumblr_mjh7fan1KX1rv7j6eo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7a7e367863451205a562a3479b5bfb6c/tumblr_mjh7fan1KX1rv7j6eo8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/061a934932033137585956aab0ad38ac/tumblr_mjh7fan1KX1rv7j6eo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6a4c285a0e4412ef1a1367f0b369622c/tumblr_mjh7fan1KX1rv7j6eo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bab8c46f07529c29e8a285612b06b214/tumblr_mjh7fan1KX1rv7j6eo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9e7b199defe960d338bc2e2ea840629a/tumblr_mjh7fan1KX1rv7j6eo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5634e7a2b2254786f359e849ff7c1d1f/tumblr_mjh7fan1KX1rv7j6eo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/63c3c481d134a1cb4d3b34516ffdce51/tumblr_mjh7fan1KX1rv7j6eo7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://ethiopianhoarder.tumblr.com/post/53312286573http://ethiopianhoarder.tumblr.com/post/53312286573Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:00:58 -0400<p><a href="http://neofriend.tumblr.com/post/53292160535/rnemes-tvspecial-i-dont-think-aliens" class="tumblr_blog">neofriend</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rnemes.tumblr.com/post/48537118759/tvspecial-i-dont-think-aliens-exist-then">rnemes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tvspecial.tumblr.com/post/48536959383/i-dont-think-aliens-exist">tvspecial</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i don’t think aliens exist</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="dancing alien gif" src="http://media.tumblr.com/6695a16611ed63e7de3d81ebbbbedcad/tumblr_inline_mlkv5dojSN1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> <p>then wtf do u call this</p> </blockquote> <p>an overused joke</p></blockquote>http://ethiopianhoarder.tumblr.com/post/53312281841http://ethiopianhoarder.tumblr.com/post/53312281841Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:00:53 -0400<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Gx5D09s5X6U?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rhyse.ca/post/51733523292/this-video-was-super-entertaining-for-some-reason">pizzaforpresident</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This video was super entertaining for some reason</p> </blockquote>http://ethiopianhoarder.tumblr.com/post/53312271618http://ethiopianhoarder.tumblr.com/post/53312271618Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:00:44 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md3uvjelnZ1r87z64o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ethiopianhoarder.tumblr.com/post/53312051312http://ethiopianhoarder.tumblr.com/post/53312051312Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:57:33 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c159ae1195631b7395a68f1f4bd2fe10/tumblr_mlt4cxywvr1qal3lwo1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ff4aeb839cece359635c37dc6e24ece4/tumblr_mlt4cxywvr1qal3lwo2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f7980d58175d40635bc70133ca4b6d0e/tumblr_mlt4cxywvr1qal3lwo3_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fd73bc8296f9134c352834f0a7f856b9/tumblr_mlt4cxywvr1qal3lwo4_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fa37032a8437bae464fb6e44f6253b85/tumblr_mlt4cxywvr1qal3lwo5_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://elisetheawesome.tumblr.com/post/53192754041/glorifi3d-kaleidoeyez-mommalikey">elisetheawesome</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://glorifi3d.tumblr.com/post/51083900480/kaleidoeyez-mommalikey-darnni-this-is">glorifi3d</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kaleidoeyez.tumblr.com/post/51083275852/mommalikey-darnni-this-is-seriously-a-salad">kaleidoeyez</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mommalikey.tumblr.com/post/49262322257/darnni-this-is-seriously-a-salad-dressing">mommalikey</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://darnni.tumblr.com/post/49198611165/this-is-seriously-a-salad-dressing-commercial">darnni</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>THIS IS SERIOUSLY A SALAD DRESSING COMMERCIAL</p> <p>WHAT ARE YOU <em>REALLY</em> TRYING TO SELL</p> </blockquote> <p>Oh man I love salad!</p> </blockquote> <p>can he be included</p> </blockquote> <div>HE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE ON PANTS</div> </blockquote> <p>FINALLY a commercial that sexualizes MEN for a change!</p> </blockquote>http://ethiopianhoarder.tumblr.com/post/53311940578http://ethiopianhoarder.tumblr.com/post/53311940578Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:55:58 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f0020791ea4ebcca04f91db9f5535e15/tumblr_molq8l0Uca1qdie0jo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cliterallysame.tumblr.com/post/53293398957/me">cliterallysame</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>me</p> </blockquote>http://ethiopianhoarder.tumblr.com/post/53311764084http://ethiopianhoarder.tumblr.com/post/53311764084Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:53:27 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcw77zyX191qfng4ko2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcw77zyX191qfng4ko1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://koknbawlz.tumblr.com/post/53033584128/bowsandbitemarksxo-sillygrrrl-octopuscunt" class="tumblr_blog">koknbawlz</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bowsandbitemarksxo.tumblr.com/post/51463647091/sillygrrrl-octopuscunt">bowsandbitemarksxo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sillygrrrl.tumblr.com/post/48989885183/octopuscunt-minorfallandthemajorlift-kiki">sillygrrrl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://octopuscunt.tumblr.com/post/48983016277/minorfallandthemajorlift-kiki-smith">octopuscunt</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://minorfallandthemajorlift.tumblr.com/post/35069582255/kiki-smith-lilith-1994-bronze-silicon-and">minorfallandthemajorlift</a>:</p> <p>Kiki Smith - <em>Lilith, </em>1994 - Bronze, silicon, and glass.</p> <p>“In medieval Jewish lore, Lilith was Adam’s first wife.  When she demanded to be Adam’s equal, she was evicted from the Garden of Eden.  Lilith flew away to the demon world, replaced by the more submissive Eve.  Smith catches us off guard with Lilith’s pose and placement.  Most sculptures receive our gaze passively, but Lilith stares back with piercing brown eyes, ready to pounce.”</p> </blockquote> <p>hella dope</p> </blockquote> <p>THANK YOU</p> <p>my mother told me this story over and over when I was little</p> <p><em>“Always be Lilith, never Eve”</em></p> </blockquote> <p>But Eve was so NICE.</p></blockquote>http://ethiopianhoarder.tumblr.com/post/53311750739http://ethiopianhoarder.tumblr.com/post/53311750739Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:53:16 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ad11e683e6e0e9407243ef1a23b1e24e/tumblr_mifcl0qEww1r2sq16o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rowtendo.com/post/44006973298/nick">rowtendo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>nick</p> </blockquote>http://ethiopianhoarder.tumblr.com/post/53311707768http://ethiopianhoarder.tumblr.com/post/53311707768Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:52:40 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7eytjPIry1qbljgno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ethiopianhoarder.tumblr.com/post/53311648185http://ethiopianhoarder.tumblr.com/post/53311648185Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:51:50 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5e65feG9l1qahhxwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://captaincraigasaurus.tumblr.com/post/43826167183/lookinyoungandpreservedforever-sofapizza-my">captaincraigasaurus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lookinyoungandpreservedforever.tumblr.com/post/43331711186/sofapizza-my-mom-asked-me-for-a-formal-picture">lookinyoungandpreservedforever</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sofapizza.me/post/24802371000/my-mom-asked-me-for-a-formal-picture-of-my-one">sofapizza</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p class="title click"><span class="title click">My mom asked me for a “formal picture” of my one month old baby, I sent her this</span>.</p> </blockquote> <p>I’m pretty sure this is my favorite image on the internet that isn’t porn.</p> </blockquote> <p>OMG.</p> </blockquote>http://ethiopianhoarder.tumblr.com/post/53311614002http://ethiopianhoarder.tumblr.com/post/53311614002Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:51:22 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bf4e63e7d23cd07265f9322a0d0144d9/tumblr_mnq5u7dcXy1r2rbmdo4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6ae072dc07de0fc3284a9910da20537f/tumblr_mnq5u7dcXy1r2rbmdo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c3a7b6250a2dd52ce2dddbf091f8a026/tumblr_mnq5u7dcXy1r2rbmdo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b244909c6a2181d2a77252eba1bd1046/tumblr_mnq5u7dcXy1r2rbmdo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://ethiopianhoarder.tumblr.com/post/53311583013http://ethiopianhoarder.tumblr.com/post/53311583013Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:50:55 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e745d010f1443ae6d5502d036d747e80/tumblr_mokj3l18F01qzidlgo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://geekingermany.tumblr.com/post/53247769921/i-cannot-get-enough-of-this-comic-sometimes" class="tumblr_blog">geekingermany</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I cannot get enough of this comic sometimes</p></blockquote>http://ethiopianhoarder.tumblr.com/post/53311493608http://ethiopianhoarder.tumblr.com/post/53311493608Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:49:43 -0400Straight Person: But who pays for the date?<br /> Queer Person: No one. We dine-and-dash, cackling as we run out the door, flying away on our broomsticks as we flip everyone the bird. It's part of the Gay Agenda. http://ethiopianhoarder.tumblr.com/post/53311040075http://ethiopianhoarder.tumblr.com/post/53311040075Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:43:16 -0400